i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut
12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.
money can be exchanged for goods and services
find someone who looks at you the same way mark ruffalo looks at paul rudd
"u dont need makeup to be pretty just be urself!!!"
ok but consider this
- i fucking love eyeliner
"i don’t support feminism because i don’t hate men"
hey sorry im late i didnt want to come
@mishacollins: August 1, 2014, is a critical day.. (Happy birthday, mom!) Now for the rest of you: Let’s get washed up for the orgy! pic.twitter.com/xqTrTf3yDi
when people try to argue with you about something you clearly know more about
darren’s voice sounds like melted caramel and honey and a nice hot cup of tea
i want to sleep for 2 years and wake up with a degree, an apartment and money in the bank.
stop enforcing the idea that u need 2 be in a relationship 2 be happy sometimes u just need more cereal
For example, you can:
- be in a shampoo commercial
- start a boy band:
- spot some choice booty:
- break into song:
- see some people in frankly offensive outfits:
- attend a metal show:
- listen to some sick jams:
- discover zombieism:
- sample some tasty snacks:
- watch someone get burned bad:
- find something you really like:
- find something you really, really like:
- find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:
- and wonder if you left the stove on: