retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

maureensowerbutts:

find someone who looks at you the same way mark ruffalo looks at paul rudd

klefable:

"u dont need makeup to be pretty just be urself!!!"

ok but consider this

  • i fucking love eyeliner
tagged → #the office #me 2

factota:

"i don’t support feminism because i don’t hate men"

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my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it:

hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

misha7collins:

@mishacollins: August 1, 2014, is a critical day.. (Happy birthday, mom!) Now for the rest of you: Let’s get washed up for the orgy! pic.twitter.com/xqTrTf3yDi

misha7collins:

@mishacollins: August 1, 2014, is a critical day.. (Happy birthday, mom!) Now for the rest of you: Let’s get washed up for the orgy! pic.twitter.com/xqTrTf3yDi

tagged → #cool #misha collins
tagged → #science
"I’m an adult, but not like a real adult"
— anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via seyfrieds)

emoji!mia

tagged → #yeeehh!!!!! #mia swier

clannyphantom:

when people try to argue with you about something you clearly know more about
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darrenheartcriss:

darren’s voice sounds like melted caramel and honey and a nice hot cup of tea 

tagged → #yeh

heisenbabe:

i want to sleep for 2 years and wake up with a degree, an apartment and money in the bank.

basedpidgeot:

stop enforcing the idea that u need 2 be in a relationship 2 be happy sometimes u just need more cereal

I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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tagged → #fuck #every damn time